tongz

2009-01-31T01:19:00.002+08:00

Received this chain email from my mum. Happy reading =)

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边...........一边 .............
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5.題目 : 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16.題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17.题目: 果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………

18. 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师： ………

20 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师：……………

2009-01-21T23:55:00.002+08:00

Hey Hey, i'm back with jokes! Lotsa ppl been asking me why havent i update my blog and add new jokes for such a long time. Sry to all readers, thats cos i cant find any funnie ones. Well, here goes.

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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job.

The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job.""No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"

2008-12-28T02:50:00.002+08:00

Have not updated on my life since... ...3months ago? Maybe more.

Things that happened this holiday

1. Nothing
2. 3e3 bbq
3. Watched lotsa movies with bros
4. Went to Desaru
5. Bros bbq
6. Realised i'm taking my O's next year (crapped)

I'm gonna elaborate on no. 4. Its been really long since the whole family finally went out together! Dad and mum wud be busy working, bro busy studying and church, and as for myself, busy rotting. Was reluctant to go at first but once i've got there everything changed. We took a ferry to the terminal in Malaysia and bus-ed to our hotel. Being at the deck of the ferry rocks! The sea breeze got my hair messed up! Saw huge crocodiles cuddling together hibernating. Distance between the crocs and i was around 2-3 metres. Got to carry a baby croc and took a picture. Went to a small zoo and fed goats, rabbit and clowned around with the dumb monkey :x Thats about all that happen there. BYE!

2008-12-24T00:48:00.002+08:00

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks.

"The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind ofl anguage in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you areto stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.

"Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her sonsay, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hopeyou will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.

"As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you whoare pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

2008-11-28T21:30:00.001+08:00

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top.

Feel free to ask if u don't understand ^^

2008-11-19T15:12:00.000+08:00

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Breaks:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

2008-11-17T00:42:00.002+08:00

there's this girl, she's so wonderful, i'm attracted to her. She's beautiful, cute and everything she does makes me happy. well, she doesnt knows that i like her, but its ok with me, as long as i get to see her.

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.

"The lawyer looked somewhat confused.

"How do you start a flood?" he asked.

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.

"The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death." When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"Thats wonderful," the artist exclaimed.

"What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor."

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This jokes requires u to read again and again till u understand. If you still don't understand after reading many times, ask me. ツ

2008-11-10T23:58:00.002+08:00

Last LCL lesson for the year, i'm happy ^^.

Its only the first day of the week and i'm left with 20 freagging dollars left, WTH?!

Feeling weird today, no CO after sch on monday. Miss walking home w committee members.

Last saturday practice at CCK , was suppose to have breakfast at 9.00am w some COMM members. Guess what, we called Cynthia and Priscilla at 8.45 and they said they are still in bed, wth?! Had breakfast w the others without them.

Holidays are coming, but the ISPLs is killing me, together w 9 compos and 5 thick sets of physics shits?!

Zhao xia in class today, dam paiseh, forget it.

Last of all, sorry to all readers out there, i can't find any jokes to be posted, will try to find sum for u guys next time kay? ^^

ßo§hii ツ

2008-11-09T14:38:00.002+08:00

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"The barman said, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"Bush said, "We're planning World War III."The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"

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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves theshop.When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing communityservice this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.T he next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.Undaunted, she went outside, and in a few minutes, she returned with the lens in her hand.“How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked.“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.”

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2008-11-07T00:04:00.003+08:00

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"!

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There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !" They looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong hole?"

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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'll you guys have?"The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets them their beer and says "That'll be $3.87."The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks "What do you guys want today?"The man says, "I'll have a scotch", the ostrich says, "I'll have a bourbon", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says "OK, that will be $7.53." The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.The bartender's curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?"The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket for anything I buy."The bartender says, "That's a great wish...better than asking for a million dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will. What were your other 2 wishes?"The man says, "That's where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."

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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!"

Then, the teacher called on little Johnny."Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ****ing beautiful!'"

2008-11-01T13:41:00.002+08:00

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, ?I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!? and rode off as fast as he could.

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Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

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There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BASTARD!''

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2008-11-01T00:23:00.003+08:00

This post is about to waste 2min of ur time, pls do not hesitate to alt + f4, read at ur own will!

Worst day of my life, i woke up with a sore eyes and slight headache. Despite this handicaps, i went to school even when my mum asked me to stay at home. First lesson, CL, i tot WFL is coming to teach, in the end, LCL came. NNB! She gave me lblz, and agn, Cleo dunnid to do. z! Recess, finished up chi lblz den help gif out chi foolscape paper, went for recess at 10.20, came back, late by 2mins, CHEM LBLZ! CCB! Do chem lblz till half, fking feel like vomitting, fk all. Tried to control it. Finish Chem lblz den go home.

How i wish chose to stay home! _l_

2008-10-29T21:56:00.002+08:00

1. Found out its 3weeks extra lesson, not 2week.
2. Slept every lesson before recess and was asked to go to the toilet to wash my face.
3. Extra lessons are worst den normal lessons.
4. Ms Ng is greedy, she has the most extra lessons for us.
5. I did not play dota since extra lessons started.
6. I'm eat Mac's $2 meal every morning (might be the cause of slping)
7. I'm having sorethroat.
8. I'm staring at the computer doing nth nowadays.
9. My phone has been repaired.
10. Bros are gonna go celebrating Zionn's B'day on sat

ßo§hii ツ

2008-10-26T23:19:00.009+08:00

Back from CO camp. Fun Fun Fun! With the committees of cos. Most memorable things that happened are

1. Grp members giving me all their meat
2. Playing heart attk with BoSiang, YuSheng, Janice and Priscilla at 2.30
3. Shouting till throat no voice
4. Overslpt on the second day
5. Slept a total of onli 6hr 30mins in both days.
6. Night walks planned by alumnis.
7. Committee meetings whereby some of them slp in the midst of the meeting, LOL!
8. That lame joke from HsihYee.

I would say that the camp when on pretty successfully but not as gd as those planned by the previous batch. But even so, everyone had fun right?!

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Picture speaks a thousand words.

2008-10-22T23:31:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIONN!!

F up day..Caught slping in chem when i merely shut my eye for that split second? Nvm thats not important, wad's impt is that, i got scolded by LCL for no reason! I was sitting there quietly after her lesson and got scolded as 最懒惰的！

Went to Buddy Hoagies with Zionn and Co. to celebrate his birthday. Everyone chipped in $1 to buy him a set meal. LOL! Cheap huh? Walked to Senneth house to borrow basketball. Went to the court up the hill to play. Injured Benjamin's teeth, bleeding. Zzz. Roger's head bleed becos he knocked it on JJ teeth. LOL! And Jin Shun ramming even his own teammate.

ßo§hii ツ

10 THINGS ON WHY GOLF IS DIRTY

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that ****er.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie.

"Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

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When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!

"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.

"I think she choked to death," said the husband.

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One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them.

The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.

They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.

They all agree, and then the third guy says, "That's nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe she's screwing a horse."

2008-10-18T22:23:00.003+08:00

Woke up and went for lunch ar Sakae w mum and bro for lunch. Ordered 4 red plates and a bowl of Spicy Chicken Ramen. Well, i wasnt the one who ordered those red plates =P

Went around to find a black/white smart, casual tee. Bought a black one at 'Vip', $29.90.

Went around to find a cheap phone for my mother. End up, she asked me to get one and return her the previous one i took from her. I bought a 1st hand looking, 2nd hand Sony Ericsson phone. The owner was real kind, from $180 discount till $165 den still give me free cover for the phone. =D

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An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss." The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account. Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house. Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully." The man says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."

10 Worst Company Domains Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is http://www.whorepresents.com/
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com/
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net/
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com/
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… http://www.powergenitalia.com/
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com/
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always http://www.ipanywhere.com/
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com/
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: http://www.speedofart.com/
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.gotahoe.com/

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

2008-10-17T23:08:00.002+08:00

Fun day. CO camp discussion after school. Well we talk more craps den discuss. Janice came after HCL. At least we got to hand in the proposal by 12.00am huh? Ok, CO peeps get rdy for the fun camp ehh? Went to csc with Ben, Zionn and Yr. Crap, stone, rot there. Had supper at the Kopitiam right next to Pizza Hut. They bought the food, i kope-d. LOL! Zionn messed up
Ben's dessert while i screwed Yr's. Saw some chiobu(s) at the bus interchange. Zionn went to take a look and i followed him. In the end, I TIO PANGSEH BY HIM! $#^@!

Jokes

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and much cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks. Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

2008-10-16T21:34:00.002+08:00

TEACHER: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
Little Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Little Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Little Johnny: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Little Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Johnny , go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: JOHNNY !!!

TEACHER: Johnny , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten yearsago.
Little Johnny: Me!

TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
Little Johnny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Johnny , give me a sentence starting with "I."
Little Johnny: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johnny ..... Always say, "I am."
Little Johnny: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longerinterested?
Little Johnny: A teacher.

A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine."Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped."I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."Instantly, Little JOhnny spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"

2008-10-15T21:41:00.003+08:00

3E3 class outing today! Woke up real early at 7. Met at JE MRT station. Well, it was quite a failure though, not planned at all. LOL. Did lame things like making sand balls and building sandcastle? -.-''' The guys were all horny when they see pretty girls in bikini eh? =X Spend $20 on eating. There goes the my weekly allowance, haha! The fun-nest part of the outing is where we saw a 'bomb' at vivocity after dinner! Ok it wasn't a bomb lar zz. Conclusion >>> Class outing FTW! =D

JOKES

There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage.They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage.

WHY? Because their garage was on the second floor.

After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi.

WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.

After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move.

WHY? Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind.

2008-10-11T19:43:00.002+08:00

Went to have lunch with mum after school ytd. Went Jurong Point for Pizza =) After lunch, went to watch 'Connected'. Interesting and hilarious show. Rating : 4.3/5 After that went to find Yr and Ben and others at CSC. Stayed overnight at Ben's house. Woke up onli at 3pm @.@ Kb Zionn and Yk came, played mahjong den went home.

2008-10-09T22:25:00.003+08:00

School has been real boring. Slept in physics, maths and was looking like sum kinda kuku during chinese. LOL. Mood damp-pened by results, ferrrrget it! CO after school, slack man! Went home with the CO peeps. Tmr is friday, happy =D Mr Chun said he will be on MC. Haircheck, shiiiiit! My hair's gonna get cut by Ms Koe. byebye!

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2008-10-04T22:23:00.002+08:00

Woke up at 11am. So early huh? Ate lunch. Mum cooked spaghetti << wrong spelling?. Watched DGM after that. Called ben, found out zionn yk and yr at his house, went over. Played mahjong. Went to watch AVP2 while the other 4 played. Fell aslp on the sofa -.- Cant believe that i slept in someone else's house for 3 hour ~.~ Went to westmall to eat. Yk went home. Buy food, Yr and i is suay~~~~Send Zionn home, den Yr, den ben and i went to csc. Home at 9.48pm.

Sry guys, cant find any jokes ><

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2008-10-03T21:18:00.002+08:00

1 more paper to go. Nth to blog abt, and therefore, JOKES!

JOKES

A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weepingwillow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it. His grandsonsays, "Grandpa, Can I try some of your cigarette?""Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says."No," says the little boy."Then you're not big enough."A few more minutes pass, and the man takes a beer our of his cooler andopens it. The little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?""Can you touch your asshole with your penis?", he says."No," says the little boy."Then you're not old enough."Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets hungry and hereaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats one. Thegrandfather looks at him and says, "Hey they look good. Can I have one ofyour cookies?""Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" says the little boy."I most certainly can!" says the grandfather."Then go **** yourself," says the boy, "These are my cookies!"
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by hismom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, Ineed a man!"Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this severaltimes.One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When hepeeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny raninto his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, startedstroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike!I need a bike!"
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One day a church was selling horses, an interested man walked there and asked for a horse. The priest in-charge led the man to the best horse. Then the priest said: "This is the Holy Horse, when it hears 'Thank you god' it starts to run, and when it hears' God bless me' it stops running. But the man didn't believe the priest so he tried the horse. He got on the horse and says: "Thank you god", and the horse sped towards a cliff as fast as it could. The man was scared that he might fall off the cliff so he says: "God bless me". The horse hears it and stops at the edge of the cliff. The man was so happy that the horse stopped, so the man put his hands together and says: "I'm not dead, god has spared me, THANK YOU GOD!".......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
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2008-09-29T17:42:00.003+08:00

Left with 1 last E.geog paper =D Out of all the papers, i have onli managed to complete english. Zai right?

JOKES

> Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> 'My Mobile No. Has changed.> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
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>Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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>Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister. ============================================
> Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> Wife: How do you know??
> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again.
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> Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
> except the TV in my house.'
> Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
> Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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> Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.' ============================================
> How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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> Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ============================================
> Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
>He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
> Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail' ============================================
> Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
> Servant: 'It's already raining.'
> Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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2008-09-28T18:37:00.002+08:00

60 things most girls don't know

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "lease come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Hope that u guys like it ツ

2008-09-26T15:00:00.002+08:00

Sry to all readers out there who miss me my jokes. SA2 is sheeeeeeet! I dun have time to finish any of my papers, cept english. My A for SS has flew away, so has maths. I'm gonna get scolded by LCL(母狗) too. I am finally late, for once, since i entered BBSS. Went to do detention after cheeeena paper. Went in for 5mins, talk to emest for awhile, Ms Koe came in, return our EZ-link(s). So dumb? 5mins...

JOKES

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together of course.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.

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Life Sucks, So What?

2008-09-21T19:17:00.003+08:00

I dun have the appetite to eat since LCL came back. Or rather is it the SA2 is coming that caused me to lose those appetite. I've been playing soccer everyday after school since term 4 started. I need some serious mugging, but is it too late? Maybe it is, do ur best BoShii =D

JOKES

A bishop invites a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the priest can't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper is. Over the course of the evening he starts to wonder if there's more between the bishop and the housekeeper than meets the eye. Reading the young priest's thoughts, the bishop volunteers, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."About a week later the housekeeper comes to the bishop and says, "Excellency, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do you?"The bishop says, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure." So he sits down and writes: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."Several days later the bishop receives a letter from the young priest, which reads: "Your Excellency, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now.

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2008-09-20T22:08:00.004+08:00

I'm gonna persist till the end of SA2, hopefully. Went to play basketball at the CC. A bunch of fking assholes asked everyone to fk off juz for their fking full court game. Totally turn off, no mood to play, went home.

JOKES

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.He told his wife, 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'The wife smiled sweetly and replied, 'Not this time!'

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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.''What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.'Oh it's a statue.' she replied. 'The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too.'No more was said, not even when they went to bed.Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.''One Cent?' the man thought.He glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?''A nickel,' the barman replied.'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.'The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'The bartender replied,'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

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2008-09-18T21:47:00.002+08:00

Geog test today, first time manage to finish the whole paper. Shaun was asking me this and that throughout the test. Roy was dumb because he did all 3 qn while onli 2 had to be done. Brainless right? Just like Fish, no wonder they are a couple ( according to me lol ). Maths oral was so screwed, i manage to get a just pass 4/8. I was freaking nervous when i got there. Sucks man, i forgot all the shitty formulaes. When soccer for awhile den home for tuition.

JOKES

A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided totake a nap underone of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats bythe side. A fewhours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats weregone.He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full ofmonkeys and they hadtaken all his hats.The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hatsdown. Whilethinking he started to scratch his head.The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, hetook down his ownhat, the monkeys did exactly the same.An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on thefloor and themonkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all hishats back.Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became ahat-seller and hadheard this monkey story from his grandfather.One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the sameforest. It wasvery hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and leftthe hats on thefloor.He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by themonkeys on thetree. He remembered his grand father's words, startedscratching his headand the monkeys followed.He took down his hat and fanned himself and again themonkeys followed. Now,very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw hishat on the floorbut to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all thehatsThen one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat onthe floor, gavehim a slap and saidGuess What????????'You think only you have a grandfather!!
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Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)At home watch TV, go out bring HP.No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated.TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..Last but not least..TV do not have virus, but h/p yes.. have VIRUS.. once get it, ........
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A sailor was the sole survivor of a shipwreck, and as he staggered ashore on some unknown tropical beach he found himself surrounded by hundreds of screaming, spear-waving warriors."****!" the sailor muttered to himself, "I'm fukd!""No you're not!" a voice boomed inside his head. "Don't be negative. Think positive, take firm, swift action.""Who's that?" the sailor asked.I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied. "Now listen carefully. Grab the spear from that little fellow with the bone in his nose and plunge it right into the heart of the chief.... the one with all the feathers on his head.""Right!" said the sailor, grabbing the spear and stabbing the warrior chief.And as the chief collapsed to the ground, the voice said;"NOW you're fukd."

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2008-09-17T20:09:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSHII!

Many wished me happy birthday and they are as follow in order
1. Sheryl
2.Yongren
3. Jessie and Cleo
4. Priscilla
5. Malcolm
6. Fish
7. KaiXin
8. Maybelline
9. Jekkai
10. Fangting
11. Ben

Sheryl wished be happy b'dae at 12 tru MSN. Fish rmb-ed it becos it was Derrick Ho's b'dae and FangTing rmb-ed it becoz it was her mum's b'dae too. Ben gave me a handshake while wishing me happy b'dae. Yongren gave me some sort of grapple, my neck was well-squash it could hardly breathe! Went home at 1.00pm. Went Lavender to make IC, saw Jekkai w her sis and mother. When to eat at 'New York New York'. Bloated after the meal. Btw, i had my lunch onli at 5.00pm! =X

Jokes

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar.She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says, " I want a man that's smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " liver(leave her) alone, cheese(she is) mine!! ツ

2008-09-15T21:04:00.001+08:00

Nothing to share but jokes

JOKES

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, A ge, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes " Yes "

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator. Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..." Ah Beng : "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE". The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?" Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

Hope u love it =D

2008-09-14T19:18:00.001+08:00

Woke up, eat lunch, study ss, play dota, go find friend for dinner, back home. 3 more days till my b'dae. So what? SA2 1week after it -.-

Joke for fun and laughter

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.""I like it!" said his seat mate.The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to ***** all over the place.The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the agent "What's going on?"The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."

2008-09-13T21:50:00.001+08:00

Eat , sleep , rot , play.

Joke

Q : 10 fish in a tank. 1 died,why did the water lvl increase instead?
A : All of the other 9 fish cried -.-

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2008-09-13T01:06:00.002+08:00

Slack-ish day. Chun wasn't here. Ms Ng lesson was okay, maths was test and SS was fun! Who form the Tamil Tigers? SINGAPOREAN! lols. Wad's IRA? Indian Republic Army -.- Wads British Army? Army of British. Zzz -.-

Jokes to make ur day

This dog is dog how dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot dog busy dog for dog 20 dogs seconds dog.
Read w/o the dogs =D

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2008-09-11T22:34:00.003+08:00

CO today, love it. Imagine someone who has totally no interest in music getting in love with a performing arts cca?! Went home with the most of the sec3. While walking, one of the dogs in the apartment started barking, and soon, both dogs started barking. Someone infront of me stun tio, den i bang into him/her, not sure hu -.- Came home tuition, finished summary and maths. 1 more ss SBQ question to complete and i gonna go study e-maths. Bye!

Joke to make your day

Q : Why did tigger stick his head into the toilet bowl?
A : He was looking for pooh

=D

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2008-09-10T22:47:00.002+08:00

Okay, its wednesday and the teacher is not here, y are we still staying back till 3.30pm? We shud be going home at 1.00pm okay?! _l_ Chinese test was screwed up, no fking time for the last question. Very piss okay?! &%^#! Came home, went lying on the sofa and ended up in lala land. Woke at at 10pm, whacked by my mother till i open my eyes. -.-!

Jokes to make ur day

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer.Frustrated, little Bobby decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Little Bobby takes 20 Ping-Pong balls and painted them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Little Bobby empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. As it is a class of kids, the students were all amused by the balls and laughed. The teacher got angry and shouts, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"Immediately, little Bobby stands up and yells, "Eddie Murphy! See ya on Tuesday!"

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2008-09-09T22:04:00.002+08:00

2nd day of since school reopen and we're receiving 34words lblz? i write till my hand pain la! Damn b!tch! Got back a-maths ct, 21/40. I was expecting much higher, like 25? z!

PE was fun today, we played soccer with the 2n indians. The score was 5 : 3, we 5. We said last goal but not winner take all. When the were attacking, everyone siam-ed and let the attacker shoot, when i ball goal-ed, everybody cheered. They tot we're gonna leave the court but they are the 1 having to leave instead. How dumb? lol!

After school, went to play basketball, ShiWei's specs seems to drop off his face everytime he plays basketball, pure suay-ness. Came home for tuition, boring.

I've finished lblz and maths and i'm left with physics and chem! Maybe, with a little luck, i'll have time to go dota-ing! haha!

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2008-09-08T19:22:00.002+08:00

LCL is officially back, she did not scold us at all. Jimmy's phone rang in the middle of the class she also don't care. If it was like 3months ago, waves gdbye to the phone! All teachers seems to be in a rly good mood today. I love CO peeps! Kind friendly and ultra high!! SA2 is coming, mug hard people!

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2008-09-06T01:12:00.002+08:00

This post is for 5th sept. Woke up at 11am, went for my haircut, cock hairstyle! Went meet bro and mum for lunch at DoubyGhaut. Ate 'JustAcia' free flow icecream and soft drinks drives me mad! I'm gonna get fat for sure haha! Bro went off to meet friends to study. Mum and i went hunting for my b'dae present! She bought me a new pencilcase and a ADIDAS slingbag, so happy! I haven't received any b'dae presents from mum since i was primary 3! =X Came home, eat, and den dota w Jordan and gang. Gonna bounce off to my comfy bed! buaiis!! << twit!

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2008-09-04T21:21:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALCOLM & CHERIE!!!

Went for breakfast at macdonald w ben at 10am. Came home dota awhile and went to take a nap. When i woke up, i realised i was late for CO! Bathe and rushed over to school. Today nv kenna scolding by conductor, swee! Went home w Ben, Cynthia, Priscilla and Hanrui. Saw 2 lower sec couples acting intimately on the streets. Used pris' fone to take pek-cher of them =X I know very evil la hahaha! Came home, tuition. Now! DINNER! =D

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2008-09-03T21:01:00.002+08:00

It has been raining since 1pm. Hasn't stop till now. Switched on the computer as soon as i woke up. Watched lotsa movies online. 'Johnny English' 'The Longest Yard' and 'You Got Served'. There's CO tmr. Finally something to do, dun have to rot at home anymore.

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2008-09-01T22:34:00.002+08:00

Went school for chemistry and physics remedial. Went to play soccer in between those 2 remedials. Everyone, except yaohui, hanrui and i, got injured. Malcolm slipped on the ball. RuiXiang got ram-ed in the dick. Cliff and Bryan fell down. Tecksiong got shot on the head and vollied on the palm.

Came home, watch HotShot ep 6! Very the nice =D 1V1 Shaun as promise. Won. Expected,jk! Went csc w ben and his bro. Slacked and rot and den came back home. So lame ehh? -.-

Physics remedial at 8.00am tmr gtg!

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2008-08-30T21:30:00.002+08:00

Basketball-ed w Zionn, Ben, Yongren and Chenming. Rotted at home since i came back. Nth much to blog bout le. 再见！

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2008-08-29T23:30:00.002+08:00

Teacher's day celebration today. Hip hop dance by Louisse and the sec2 guy was marvellous! Another sec 2 guy, can't dance still wan perform, extra nia =P 3e3 lost every single game in the first round (soccer, captain's ball, floorball). Soccer of coz lose la, i nv play wad =X That f**king 4e5 teacher was damn bias _l_

Went back to primary school. Met lots of old friends and teachers. I'm the same height as Hendi again! LOL!

CSC w bros w/o emest. His mother dun allow him to go out. MAMABOY~! Ate kfc den went to ben house. Had this feeling that i shouldn't go home. Left his house only when i realised it was already 10pm...Going to play basketball w friends tmr, hope that it doesn't rain =)

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2008-08-28T21:14:00.002+08:00

Woke up discovering that there was a heavy downpour. PE was cancled due to the rain. Mrs Chih last day of school, will miss her when she's gone T.T A-maths common test was much easier den expected, juz that the time given was too little!

Sports carnival tmr, dun feel like playing at all, ShiWei will be taking over me =D Hoping to go back to primary school to visit the teachers and meet up w old friends! 1 week holiday, 2 days occupied by remedial and 1occupied by CO! Its as good as no holiday zz.

~~i'm getting into a r/s no more...~~
~~focusing on studying will be the main priority~~
~~hating every minute in this world~~ }

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2008-08-27T23:42:00.002+08:00

Last day we will see Mrs Chih in class...After school, 9 of 3e3 ppls including me went to westmall to buy a present for her. Bought a winnie the pooh at $59. I'll rly miss her went she's gone. LCL is coming back, hope that the plane crash. zzz. A-maths test tmr, i want to pass it! Forget it! I shall let fate decide how well or bad i'll do.

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2008-08-26T21:08:00.002+08:00

Mrs Chih will be gone on thursday, juz nice that day a-maths common test. Tuition teacher gone through a-maths w me, I FORGET EVERY SINGLE THING ABT TRIGO AND COORDINATE GEOMETRY! Beginning to get so so so stress! I think that i will 失眠 until a-maths test is over. LCL is coming back, f**k man! That BEACH! Forget it, cursing ain't gonna prevent her from returning. Thursday, if i flunk, i'll be so dead, i think i'll cry like.....this is the first time i'm getting so tensed up for any maths test. Bye, anti-social till thursday!

ßo§hii今天很烦...:(

2008-08-26T17:04:00.003+08:00

Extremely slack-ish day! Its like we onli studied 2hours out of the 6hours in school today. Ms Ng was on MC, which means free period during chemistryand PCCG. Sleep, slack, rot and played nearly the whole of today. Was feeling super emotional today, no particular reason -.-''' Attitute-ed a classmate today, so sorry! >< Tuition teacher will be arriving anytime now

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2008-08-25T19:28:00.003+08:00

Mr Chun SK nv come today! Mr Pu's lesson was much more lively and interesting than CSK's! SS was funny as usual w Ms Yee teaching =D Whacked by Ms Yee for no bloody reason today, someone shouted some stupid answers and she thought it was me! Zzz! CO was terrible, RongXiang the great...idiot sabo-ed me and i have to switch to a smaller 唢呐. There goes the time where i practiced since April till now, i will have to practice the new fingering! tskk!

Jokes during CO

头晕 = 不够氧气
头痛 = 用头敲在墙上

-.-!!

2008-08-24T21:32:00.002+08:00

Woke up in the late afternoon. Had lunch, watched a lil of the basketball olympics and den went out to play bb w YongRen and Ben. Rained 10mins after we started. ZzzZzz. Went csc to play arcade and saw a 12-14 years old kid bullying a 7-9 year old xiao didi. Ben so man arh, went help the lil kid revenge. =P 941 Cross the road to get back home, 20seconds in the rain had already made me wet all over! It's been raining since the early afternoon man...When will it stop?

ain't gonna give a damn bout wad u say!

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2008-08-24T18:06:00.003+08:00

Went for the concert w CO peeps ytd. The concert was damn boring! Well, manage to endure the concert without going to sleep. The ______ pangseh-ed us for the ______ hor! THANK YOU MAN! Lots of crappy jokes which i've already forgotten.
I've finally got a new white slipper! Its extremely nice, rly =D Right now i'm saving up for a new hp! Probably i wouldn't even have the chance to save. My contract would probably ended by the time i saved up enought. I think i shud wait for the contract to end and get a free hp instead =P

ByeBye
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2008-08-23T01:11:00.002+08:00

Personal post in chinese, read it or not, it's up to u.

今天应为了两件事情伤心，又为了两件事情而快乐。令我快乐的第一件事是应为可以和我的难兄难弟一起出去。但令我敢到失望的是有几位兄弟因为有事情而没办法出席。不只这样，那些有来的却也应为私事而放我飞机。我开始发现，世界上没有真真的好朋友这回事，他们若不是想利用你就是对你一点兴趣都没有。。。

另外的两个快乐与伤心的事情还是等时机成熟在把他说出来吧。恐怕这一天根本就不会来临，而且，我也不希望会有这么一天。许统崴啊，你还是不要在胡思乱想，想着些对现在与未来一点好处也没有的问题了吧。做人还是不要做得那么辛苦了啦！拜拜 :(

2008-08-22T16:06:00.002+08:00

Quite a slacky day, Mr Chun was on mc, finally we are released at 12.30pm on Friday!!! Instead this good news brought bad news, i went soccer-ing and sprained my elbow as i slipped on the wet mud on the further side of the field. Pretty unlucky eh. And this sec1/2 gl kia named Samuel, beware, super duper unsportsmanshipped player. Going out w bros to Jurong Point and gonna go get my new slippers! Going to the concert at Victoria concert hall w CO members tmr, looking forward to it yea? =D

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2008-08-21T21:09:00.002+08:00

Slept the whole lesson during chinese. Anw teacher not teaching. During maths, i was lying on the table looking at jimmy and fish and than Ms Tay said, 'tongwei, can u please stop slping?' i gave her the 'wtf' face and she turned back to continue lesson -.-''' CO today was extremely fun, Mr Lee did not come and the flute instructor came to teach us. He say, '这里你们会吹吗?' den i say, '用嘴巴吹咯', he replied, '难道用屁股吹啊？' I laughed so hard that practice can hardly resume. LoL. Hope that CO members will be bonded like last time when we were w the seniors. =D

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2008-08-20T18:53:00.002+08:00

Did not take a nap, finished all the homework for today instead. So proud of myself, i think this is the first time i finish my homework by myself. Usually i don't do it or do it w tuition teacher. So as to celebrate this event, i shall go play dota or sleep! =D

2008-08-20T15:43:00.002+08:00

Wake up early in the morning, can't seems to open my eye, watched 'today in Beijing' till 12++. Went to school wanting to sleep for like 10mins. Kaixin and clique came, ts and sw was playing the city bloxx game. Kaixin and Priscilla wants the game to be sent to their phone, 吵得我睡不着啊，受不了！And btw kx, ur voice loudness is like 3x of pris! Slept in almost every lessons today. Today 真的很累. I shud go have a nap first :D

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2008-08-19T21:56:00.002+08:00

Nth much to blog abt today. Actually i found out that, when u actually gain something, something precious is definately drifting away from u. Juz like me, i found some extremely good bros, but instead i lose some impt ppl and the time i suppose to have w my family.

I found out that there is this rly very kp person, cant stand him. Juz except that u suck okay? Stop saying that i am as lousy as u are. _l_(-.-)_l_

ßo§hii :(

2008-08-18T19:48:00.004+08:00

Phone dropped out of pocket by accident while i was jumping around for no reasons. Phone was all blanked...Seems like everything that reach my hands get destroyed or damaged. Nvm, if anyone has a spare phone, please borrow it to me please! Thank You Very Much =D. CO was extremely slackish today, was like sitting around, chatting w rx. Ate KFC becos grandmother no cook dinner. O and i nearly forgotten, I ace my chinese, which means i fufiled my mission for this common test and my promise to my mother!

Happy day
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2008-08-17T22:46:00.002+08:00

Watch 篮球火 the whole day. Extremely nice and funny. I found out that 小猪 can act better den he sing =P Ok, 小猪 is rly rly hilarious in the drama. 吴尊 is also acting as a bad guy in the drama. Unexpected eh...waiting for episode 4 to be uploaded! Weekends are over, nidda go back to school tmr already! byebye!!

ßo§hii =D

2008-08-17T03:09:00.002+08:00

This post is for 16th august. Posting at 3am in the midnight. When to the polyclinic early in the morning. Was having cough + flu now. Sorethroat has more or less healed. Was suppose to meet ben at 4pm at bb mrt, instead, i slept and woke up at 4pm! Bathe and rushed over to bb mrt. Went Plaza Singapura to meet alot alot friends. Slack and walked around. Wasted lots of $$ today. Nearly $20. Reached home at only 2am. Going off to sleep.

~~只能让自己忙着~~
~~才会让我没那么想你...~~

2008-08-14T20:16:00.004+08:00

Havent posted for 2days. Sorethroat had gone too far this week, its have not cured after 4days (*%^%$. Been a painful week though...the F**king sorethroat shud have came earlier or later, it clashed right into the CA2 causing me to be unable to concentrate on studying and doing the paper itself. Maths paper had been returned and surprisingly score 32/40. Was expecting lesser due to the 'unable to concentrate well' me. Hoping that my sorethroat will cure soon. No longer hoping that CA2 result will be good.

2008-08-12T21:18:00.003+08:00

Fever continued right into the 2nd day. Felt sick, fever, sore throat, flu and muscle ache. Despite of all this craps, went to play basketball after school. Went home for tuition. Tuition was crappy, but i didn't expect my teacher to care able my sickness, I was expecting him to joke bout it =P Right after tuition, asked my grandma to help me massaged my back ache. It was extremely pain and itchy when she started using the coin to rub against my back. Some vital area which she rubbed caused me to start giggling like mad. Slept from 7-9. When i woke up, my sore throat is no longer having the extremely pain feeling.
As for the first 2 paper we had today, have a rather good feeling bout maths. Wasn't able to score a few point here and there. Hopefully, the A will still be there. Which means i must score 30/40...Wrote craps for english, joking. Tried my very best not to make any grammar mistake or wadsoeva.

~~some things just went wrong...~~

2008-08-11T12:52:00.002+08:00

Ytd flu and sorethroat. Today, woke up at 7am, FEVER! 40degree. Went back sleep and woke up at 10 to go to the clinic. 37.4 degree. I was given 2 day mc, but so wad?! Skip common test?! zzz. Ain't sure if i'm prepared for common test anot...I've given up on studying chemistry. Was rotting for the whole of ytd and today. Seriously, seeing me rotting means something's wrong -.-''' I'm not sure whats wrong, i've been rotting since june holidays ended. Maybe i'm getting bored of playing the same game everyday. Or should i start to mug for O's now.

Lots of personal thoughts in this post, if u read everything, u've wasted 2mins of ur life =D

♥ßo§hii

2008-08-10T01:43:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!

Went to Far East Plaza w emest and yongren to 'STAGE' a shop opened by xiaozhu to see see look look. Emest bought a shirt at $63, rich kid ehh? Went to meet ben, zionn and yk after that. Wanted to buy a white slipper but couldn't find any nice + below $20 de. SOBS! Watch fire works outside esplanade, nice to the core! The aeroplane stunts were cool, they look as though they are gonna crash. There was a short rain and some ppls were holding their umbrella so high it blocked everything, Zionn and yk was joking bout it. Some birds flew pass halfway through the performance and everyone was so excited bout it. LOL! Went tonning and was back home at ard 1am. I chiong all the way from westmall back home as i was super scared of those things y'know? Anyway, went back home w/o any harms or scares from the ghost(s). Going to study geog already. More quiet in the night as nobody will disturb or wadeva.

loving u every minute u know?
please don't do this to me
i love u

2008-08-08T19:34:00.002+08:00

Half day today, yet stayed back by MsNg. Went to 16 3e3 ppl to wm to watch 'qian bu gou yong'. Not as funny as emest has told me, but still its hilarious la~! After that went for lunch w this 16 peeps. After that went for another movie 'the mummy' w ben and kirby. Another exciting and hilarious show. Wasted $16 on movie today, am broke. Went csc w ben kirby and emest, saw those 4n ppl and priscilla at the lan. Most boring friday of my life! I usually come home at 1-2am on friday but i was home at 7pm today! zzz. I think i go study physics and geog, if not sure FAIL my common test lol =X

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2008-08-07T21:30:00.002+08:00

Got back both maths test papers. Satisfied w the e-maths test but not the a-maths. Nvm, its half day tmr! Stupid MsNg is making us stay back 1/2 an hour for a stupid chemistry test. Will be watching 'The Mummy' w ben and maybe 'Qian Bu Gou Yong' w classmates. I like vehhh rich hor =P Nope, i'm not rich, in fact i have already spent all my money for the week. But i can take money from ATM! HAHAHA! -.-''' The longgg weekends are finally here again, gonna use this time to study for the common test ^^ byebye

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2008-08-06T20:44:00.003+08:00

A-maths test in the first period again! Blank-ed upon looking at the question. Nvm can pass 1. After school, soccer den basketball den soccer den basketball again -.- Went home w ben and emest after they finish their DnT. Getting bored-er and bored-er everyday, thinking of her...going off~

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2008-08-05T20:54:00.002+08:00

Maths test first period in the morning. That particular question on matrix, UNSOLVABLE! Nvm it's only 1mark. Fish was so so sad becoz he left 1 whole question worth 4-5marks blank =P Huo Gai! Who ask u over-confident like YaoHui! LoLzzz. No remedial after school, went to play soccer and after that basketball. Was late for my tuition at home =X And agn, felt tired and jumped onto bed, went into dreamland in less den a minute! This shows how tired i am yeah? ^^ Grandma prepared steamboat for dinner tonite. Will go eat as soon as my brother and mother finish bathing! =D 7more days to CT2! Jy everyone! +U+U+U+U+U!

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2008-08-04T21:50:00.002+08:00

As usual, CO after chem remedial. The boring and lifeless Monday. Committee meeting after school and they are imposing punishment for members who did not attend CO!<---SUCKS! Walk to busstop w Rongxiang and Priscilla, RONGXIANG PANGSEH US BECOZ OF HER!<<<(you know hu). Reached home at 6++, slept all the way till 9 and was scolded by my mother. Not sure wtf is this, i slp in class kenna scold, i slp at home also kenna scold! *&%^$#!! Nvm, maths test tmr, pretty confident in it. Hopefully the over-confidence wouldn't result in careless mistake

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2008-08-03T14:49:00.002+08:00

Woke up at 9am in the morning. First time waking up so early on weekends. Mother jio me go mac eat breakfast =P After breakfast, came home to study study study and more studying. Studied till very boring, came out of the study room to get some tidbits. Walked out and heard the computer saying 'come on, play me' <---- sounds sick lol. used the com till now. Gonna go back to study already!

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2008-08-02T22:19:00.002+08:00

Well, woke up in the morning for lunch and then went to csc to meet ben,kirby,zionn and yk. After arcade-ing, ben and kirby went home, yk, zionn and i went to play basketball. Saw some idiotic china dogs. Insult singaporeans. zzz. Zionn and yk argued w them while i watched. ROFL =P nth much happened today already.

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2008-08-01T19:04:00.003+08:00

Friends. This are the people hu needs your help the most. You provide them w wad they need, and when they are done, the scream in ur face 'FUCK OFF!'. Well nvm this few jokers. I have friend 100x better den they are.
Went home w a foul mood due to these jokers. Lied on bed and fell aslp right away. It was like 2pm-7pm. Anyhow, wake up and bathe till now. Was suppose to celebrate grandmother's chinese b'dae but auntie(s) are not free. Which means that i can go out w my brothers<------Not blood related, just extremely great friends. Well, even if these brothers aren't from the same stream as i am, i've been w them since primary school. I love them alot alot alot ^^ Well, stopping this gay and mushy talks already. I gonna go have my dinner and fly outta this boring house! BYE!!

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2008-07-31T21:39:00.002+08:00

Trigo test finally back today. YAOHUI DID NOT TOP THE CLASS! LOL! Pretty satisfied with my marks as i was expecting lower =P Went CO after school. Slacked all the way la! Went home w Malcolm, Cynthia and Priscilla. We chatted(or rather gossiped) our way to the bus-stop. Saw Jimmy there. Cynthia's bus first to came, den (Mal and Pris)'s and finally mine & Jimmy. Went home den tuition. Common test is coming. I'm still striving towards my double A's as promised w my mom. Work hard 3E3!

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2008-07-30T20:33:00.002+08:00

School dismissed at 1.00pm today. SO EARLY! Finally a break from the heavily scheduled remedials. Went to field to played soccer. Found out that, i can't run as fast as before already! zzz! Went home while Malcolm and those guys goes to lan. Reached home at 2.45pm. TOTAL BOREDOM! i think i needa find sumthing to do/play already. Being at home now is like living in hell. It's more like a torture rather than a relaxation...going off to 忙着做bo《----- (said by Zionn) already. TaTa!

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2008-07-29T20:07:00.002+08:00

SS homework has to be done by today! TODAY! Sumthing interesting happened during maths lesson today. i was sitting on the chair and rocking it. And the next moment, i found myself stunned on the floor -.-''' When maths was ending, yaohui kept 自言自语 saying, 'give back trigo test......'. Fish and Jimmy got so pissed, they turn over and said 'SHUT UP LA!' together. I emphasised TOGETHER! Maybe they will form the anti-yaohui group =P Went home tuition and den blah blah blah blah~~~~Going off to complete my SS homework.

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2008-07-28T21:13:00.002+08:00

Boring day again. CO after school as usual. Went home alone becoz Rongxiang had committee meeting and Malcolm is staying back to finish his chem file. First reaction when i reach home was jump onto the sofa. And as usual, fell asleep on it... -.- aching all over when i wake up which is now. Going to bathe now~~~bye!

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2008-07-26T20:51:00.002+08:00

As usual, rotting at home during weekends. Woke up in the morning, mum cooked spaghetti, after lunch, went to study chem. Study till sleep! ZZZ! woke up at 3pm, continue studying till 4-5+ den play computer games. Bored! i wan go gombak get the black skinny! Nvm, will do it when i have time~

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2008-07-25T22:52:00.003+08:00

Trigo test, much harder den expected. But well, YaoHui will nv top the class. Made to stay back by Ms Ng, first to finish my file, so happy. Waited for Zionn den walk home tgt. He finish already go find Voon, ended up going home alone.

Watched 'The Dark Knight'. Exciting movie, for ppl that can't understand things in just a look, don't watch it. Just like Spiderman's (with great power comes great responsibility), batman's motto is (you either die a hero, or u live long enough to be a villian). Well, make sense to me.

Went csc to meet up w Ben and Yongren. All the 3n ppls were there. They went to celebrate ShaoJie's b'dae by playing lan -.- Ard 10, went Mcdonald to buy double chocolate frappe den walked home alone. And now! i'm going to play Dota. Bye~!

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2008-07-23T21:41:00.002+08:00

Chemistry spa today. Much more easier then expected. Chinese lessons were LOL today. Cliff nearly blasted the radio! Went to play basketball instead of soccer today. This is part of my growing tall plan =P

Went to Zionn's house, Jimmy and Shiwei went too. Jimmy was teaching Shiwei the basics of the guitar. Jimmy sang '北极星的眼泪' while playing the guitar and '走音' more den 5times! LOL! i got so bored i lied on Zionn's brother's bed. Unknowingly, i felt asleep -.-''' they waked me up when they are going home. 66 home w Jimmy.

Reached home, Dota w Ben & Zionn. Ben was in the bad mood after losing the second game, argued w him. SORRY BRO! Gotten so pissed after arguing, went playing Dota w Jordan, Senneth, Voon and Zionn instead. zzz

Finally found time to pack my file. Rather satisfied after packing it till is was really neat! Nth else to blog about already. Bounced off at 9.52pm.

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2008-07-22T20:15:00.003+08:00

~~Chemistry spa tmr and i am slacking and not studying.~~ REPHRASE! i forgot to bring chemistry note file home! i tot it was at home and din bother to search for it in the locker. i'm so dead, 1/3 of 20% gone T.T Nvm, i think i try to memorize all the mole concept formulaes tmr in school. i did not sleep in class today! i'm so proud of myself =X Went to play soccer w Malcolm, Cliff and other 'family' members after school. As usual, the secondary 4 guys came to 'ks' the court. But it's ok, the netball girls had their training soon after they started to play! 活该!LOL! Went home and then tuition. Joked around while going through maths hw w tuition teacher. i admit i have a good tuition teacher, just that he love to complain abt unnecessary things like, i calculated 1+1 wrongly becoz i was too sleepy! -.-! LOL! Nth much to blog about already, bouncing off in 3 , 2 , 1!

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2008-07-21T23:10:00.002+08:00

So so dead. i didn't know how to do any of the maths question which Ms Tay gave as homework. Nvm, shall ask tmr. Finished watching on crunchyroll. The last part was extremely touching, to be truth, i was so touched i 'cried' in my heart. T.T Nvm that's not the main point. The show is really nice ^^ Cliff! talk summor and i'll point this laser into your eye. =PP Nth to blog, gonna bounce off to bed. GdNite everyone ^^

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2008-07-20T21:53:00.003+08:00

Woken up by the call from Ben. He asked me to eat breakfast w him. He went home to do his hw and we went out agn in the afternoon. Slacked together w him and Kirby den went to eat dinner. After dinner Ben went to popular to buy liquid paper. I bought a dx too! nth else to blog abt already! bye all

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2008-07-19T15:00:00.002+08:00

Rotting the whole day at home. Yesterday, went to celebrate bro's b'dae, ate at a seafood restaurant. The crab meat is SUPERB~! Ytd used the computer till 3am, and no one is online went i finished play dota! Felt bored and went to sleep.

2008-07-18T17:19:00.002+08:00

Physics test today, difficult yet easy(contradicting myself lol). YaoHui given up without even picking up his pen. He 自言自语 till Zionn bth and ask Mr Yeo to take away his paper and ask him go home. LOL! Went home bathe and went to the shop that Priscilla introduced to me! My brother picked 1 for me and it fits pretty well on me. Bought it at $25, saved $14 compared to those sold at Far East Plaza. 谢谢你啦鱼圆头(quoted by Cleo)! =X Going out to celebrate bro's b'dae later!

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2008-07-17T20:20:00.003+08:00

I left me pencilbox in school! found out when i wanted to take it out during tuition. Called Malcolm to help me find and he found it! THANK YOU MALCOLM! =D did not attend CO today, 头好痛啊！Grandma did not cook dinner today, she gave me $5 to buy dinner. Bought KFC variety value meal, eat to enough enough LOL! tmr got physics ISPL test! Needa go do my cheat sheet! bye peeps!

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2008-07-16T19:29:00.003+08:00

decided nt to talk bout the day in school today, u readers out there would close this window immediately! LOL! My brother lunar b'dae is on friday and we're going to celebrate! My mother promised to buy me clothes! I'm definately seizing this chance to buy a skinny! 心悸很重right? =P. O YA! those r***y cca people pissed me off today. feel like killing them man! eeediot. that's all for today! bye strangers!

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15th July 08

2008-07-15T17:17:00.007+08:00

School day

A pretty boring day in school today.Chemistry NSH! Her lessons were so boring that i slept twice despite her waking me the first time round. She's damn unfair, i merely placed my head on the table and she said i was sleeping while Fish was sleeping until so shuang hor! ;P Mdm Fadilah nv come today, Mr Tan came in to give us comprehension to do. Rushed through and understand nothing bout both passages.

After school

Went to play soccer, sweating all over after it. Went to Buddy Hoagies with Cliff(father), Zionn and Benjamin. Ate flamed grilled chicken(SUCKS), it came with 1 whole piece and potato which i don't like. Still hungry after that chicken, bought chicken baked rice <3.

Having tuition at 7.00pm! bye peeps!
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THANKS CLEO~~=D

2008-07-14T22:15:00.004+08:00

My blog is finally up, thanks to Cleo! Please link and tag ya! ;D

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HELLO:D

2008-07-14T12:22:00.001+08:00

HELLO :D

I HELPED TONGWEI MAKE THIS BLOG :D

♥CLEO